o m g
oh my god
Whoever made this is a genius.
Reblog this whenever I see it
So today in Design class the teacher asked if I would demonstrate how to cut a piece of wood at a certain angle and a girl in my class said “Zoe’s great at cutting! You should see her wrist” before I could even react the really quiet girl in my class got out of her seat punched the girl in the face without even saying a word.
*does laundry but like in a punk way*
How Canadians are hatched.
The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.
I was watching Pixar’s Up and then I drew a thing.
At first I was like: fuck Jean
but then I was like: FUCK JEAN
iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED
I FUCKING CAN’T WITH THIS ANIME
I never ever though I would be saying this but GOD DO I LOVE JESUS
his eyes were twitter-blue as they stared out into the yahoo-purple and youtube-red clouds over a facebook-blue sea dotted with the broken deviantart-green tree branches. and then his eyes darkened to tumblr-blue speckled with wikipedia-grey as he turned to his fiery fox. “let’s begin,” he said, his voice like chrome. “let’s begin exploring this internet.” and they binged off into the setting sun at a google miles per hour.